court

Today's question: How is family court like a banana slug?

A. They are both incredibly slow. Today's court session has been continued, over and over, for the past eleven months, and lasted a total of seven hours. It takes a banana slug an entire afternoon to move from the dog's dish to the porch steps.

B. They both feed upon the unfortunate circumstances of others. Banana slugs eat dead things. Family court eats time, money, and makes you wish your ex-husband was dead.

C. Neither one is condusive to knitting. Slugs will slime your stitches and make goo on your yarn. Burly court appointed sheriffs will confiscate your knitting bag and tell you your needles are too easily used as weapons. (I should be so lucky.)

D. Both are fascinating to watch...for a little while. Banana slugs don't do much though, and even court TV shows get a little stale.

E. All of the above.

PS Crafting tomorrow, I promise.